This story will be published in the upcoming fat-arsed, super sized, YUCK! Anthology being brought up from the pits to you by Milk Shadow books, sometime soon. Probably early 2013.
I am a man. Inside me is a caveman, a slavering brute who thinks primarily in terms of appetite – you know – the ID. Occasionally I let the bastard out for a run around the drawing board and this is the sort of thing that results. Mind (yes, that mind), tries to control the Id, so there is some clever-by-half bits in it. In fact, it’s a pre-Genesis story: who wrote that and how, after all this time, did we end up with books like the one John Gray made so much money out of? Easy. Men really are from Mars and women really are from Venus.